Thinking Mans Crumpet

Hello, I’m Kali…

A peaceful and jovial health enthusiast, with a feminine and muscular sexuality.
If you are seeking the company and physical pleasure of a warm, mature and confident woman. With an actual sense of humour… Greetings.

Please, take the time to read my website. I have created it to benefit yourself. Simply stating the necessary information, without being excessive.
I would like you to understand, that I am the woman for you. This thoughtful manner makes for a smooth booking process.

It is unlikely that I can accomodate a same day appointment. So, please be logical and considerate. Typically 24 hours notice is required.
If you are booking me with plenty of notice. Tell me the dates you are available. We can then arrange a booking suitable for the both of us based around your preferred dates.

For outcalls, I cover up to a fifty mile radius of my home. Approximately an hour’s drive. I live local to the NEC and Birmingham Airport. A two hour booking is required for those outer areas. I do not charge for fuel. I pay for that out of my fee. I also drive myself to see clients. You are expected to be alone for our time together. I have no issue with your animal companions.

Also, when contacting me ~ tell where you are going to be staying, if you are booked into a hotel. Or the area you live in, if I am visiting you at your home. The length of time you’d like to see me and which pleasures you’d like us to satisfy.

Deposits & Availability…

Once we have mutually agreed on our time together, I shall send you my bank details for a deposit.
A necessary measure to ensure I am arranging to spend time with reliable men who genuinely want to make a booking with me. More importantly, to dispel the fickle minded and unhinged.

To offer you a certain validity and peace of mind ~ you can read my reviews and field reports here on: AdultWork

A deposit is 50% of the time you are booking me for. If you need to cancel, I am content to reserve your deposit for when you are able to see me another day. Whenever that may be. I do not insist on a time frame. If a circumstance arises where I need to cancel, your deposit will be justly refunded.

The remainder of the money to be paid when I arrive. By another bank transfer or cash.

I am available for outcalls, Seven days a week. From 11am to 11pm. There are no specific days I cannot work. Sunday’s are fine.

In terms of age – as a bench mark, I lean towards clients aged 28 and over. Those who express politeness and fundamental decency when communicating with me. We’ve all had a belly full of the infantile and entitled. A sense of humour and light heartedness carries weight with me too.

Pleasures…

Massage ~ A soothing and erotic moment before…

Protected Oral and protected penetrative sex

Reverse Oral ~ Hand relief

If you like a little fetish alongside sex… I also offer – Foot, latex, lycra, nylons, sweat and heel fetish.

I do not partake in the condescending mind games involved within domination and humiliation. I have a love for latex and I exercise for physical/mental health and longevity. Nothing more than that.

However, I do offer other fetish and kink pleasures. Those are more in alignment with cerebral and sensory satisfaction. If you’d like to discuss those ~ do send me an email with your wants.

I provide a pleasant and dignified service. I like to sit with the men I entertain, when I arrive. Enjoy a little conversation over a cup of tea or coffee before sex. As well as any wanted affection afterwards.

My fee’s are inclusive of all the pleasures I offer. So, I will not accept more money for services I do not enjoy. I am also straight. Therefore, I cater for men only. I entertain one man at a time.

Please, be showered and clean with fresh breath for our time together. As I will be for you.